• 2 weeks ago
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wish-id-never-grown-up:

takethatscumberbitch:

sunsetorangepeeta:

I want to go to a bookstore and sit there and read and then have a boy walk up to me and comment on the book I’m reading and then he’ll sit down with me and talk to me about it and then we’ll fall in love and get married and read books together like is that too much to ask

we should try and pair up everyone who has reblogged this into couples

I made it an even number so it was possible.

Some person is going to be the odd man out now.

  • 3 weeks ago
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GUISE, I got accepted to transfer into UC Davis!!!!!!!

I was all teary eyed , at Starbucks, when I got this email today!

  • 1 month ago
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My idea of flirt texting w/a girl is:

Goodnight, and have sour-I mean “sweet”-dreams.

  • 1 month ago

dogs420:

if a guy uses the “:3” face that’s probably a good sign you should beat him up

sexual innuendo…

;3 

  • 1 month ago
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multipack:

pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y

  • 1 month ago
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gcoky:

babyferaligator:

deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words

and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear

(Source: stunningbieber)

  • 1 month ago
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coolfatcat:

cyberthug13:

citgo:

i remember this kid for suspended for jacking off in the back of french class in 9th grade

he was suspended for touching his oui oui 

god dammit

  • 1 month ago
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rabioheab:

grandpa tell us some of your old battle stories from your internet fights

  • 1 month ago
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veluet:

say it to my face bro

i fucking deer u

  • 1 month ago
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